Angry Gus

I'm angry because Rafa Benetiz has a face like a gammon. With his beard being a hairy pineapple ring. I like Torres (because he's fucking brilliant), I even like Gerrard because he too is a class act but I really hate that hairy faced c*nt of a manager.

I am drunk and I don' t like Benitez. And Robbie Keane is a right miserable bastard on account that Benitez tried to ruin his career.

Darren Fletcher is the best player in the league. Someone try and tell me I'm wrong.